viernes, 4 de julio de 2008

¡The Accidental Video Game Porn Archive!


Streets of Rage
1991, Sega, Megadrive
BACKDOOR - Oooh, Adam baby, why you bein' so rough with me tonight?!



Super Smash Bros. Melee
2001, Nintendo, Gamecube
ORAL - Uh, the princess must be hiding some fruit in there...

The Sims
2000, Maxis, PC
AMATEUR - Oh no, that embarrassing - she need telescope!

Michael Jackson's Moonwalker
1990, Sega, Arcade
ORAL - Okay, now we know who is bad...


Michael Jackson's Moonwalker
1990, Sega, Megadrive
ORAL - Michael, I believed in you!

Marvel Super Heroes vs. Street Fighter
1998, Capcom, Arcade
AMATEUR - YEEEAAAAIIIII FINAL ATOMIC BUSTER HANDJOB


Pac-Man 2: The New Adventures
1994, Namco, SNES
ORAL - Oh yeah, the yellow Pac eats a huge power pellet! Geez...

Super Mario World
1990, Nintendo, SNES
BESTIALITY - How often do Italian plumber make love to dinosaur in a big keyhole?


Doom 3
2004, id software,
PC ZOMBIE SEX - Fat one on top? Not right, dude!

Felix the Cat
1992, Hudson, NES
BESTIALITY - Felix the Cat does best Richard Gere impression. AND LOOK AT MR. TREE.


Golden Axe 3
1988, Acclaim, NES
AMATEUR - "OOG OOOG URRAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!"
Jammit
1994, Virgin Games, Megadrive
BACKDOOR - Oh, you said backcourt. It is my bad, WNBA player.
Beavis and Butthead
1994, Viacom, SNES
BACKDOOR - Uh heh heh heh who is the Butthead now?
Baseball Stars 2
1994, SNK, Arcade
SELF LOVE - Lady, I know your team win the game, but wait until you gets home??

Dragon Ball Z: Supersonic Warriors
2004, Bandai, SNES
BACKDOOR - AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Double Dragon II: The Revenge
1988, Acclaim, NES
GANGBANG - This worse than the night Abobo drank a bathtub full of tequila...

Altered Beast
1988, Sega, Genesis
HARDCORE - Happy Bear Love!
America's Army
2002, U.S. Army, PC
SELF_LOVE - It is very lonely in the military, yes?


Anarchy Online
2000, Funcom, PC
BACKDOOR - "We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life."

Aliens vs. Predator
1993, Activision, SNES
ORAL - Whoever wins, we lose!

Batman
1989, Sunsoft, NES
AMATEUR - The dark knight return... the favor!

Puedes ver todos los archivos en esta liga (definitivamente las fotos más divertidas son las que sí son esporádicas).

Fuente: http://www.press-start.vg/carqui
http://derekyu.com/avgpa/gallery.html

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